unfair to everyone else

transvex:

she wears short skirts i wear mage robes

defenestrationrights:

it’s come to my attention I don’t let any male get close to me. i just let them think they are.

sleezestiel:

shit-wentz:

if i ever become famous i’m going to create a fake account on twitter and tumblr and be part of my own fandom and i will be like bffs with my fans and we’ll fangirl over myself but they would have no idea it’s me

and then one day i would call them on skype and see the blood run out of their faces

i’m afraid of you

  • 16 year old child: mom, dad: I'm gay/lesbian/bi/pan
  • Straight parents: you're too young to know what your sexuality is! It's just a phase.
  • Baby boy: *stares at a baby girl for no reason other than the fact that babies stare at everything*
  • Straight parents: oooh! Ladies man! We're gonna have to keep the girls offa you!

the-plaid-princess:

When your pet adjusts their position so they can lay their head on you

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